You know you're getting old when... (shamelessly grabbed from MAC) =P

Mac! I just had to copy this! Mega in-denial na nakaka-relate na ako. LOL! xD

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1. Your houseplants are actually alive.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than air in the fridge. >> and you learn to cook too, something that is actually edible

4. 6:00 a.m is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You attend weddings instead of debuts. >> at mga binyag

6. There are fewer people in the office you call kuya or ate. >> and more people call you ms... or ma'm... (sarap sapakin)

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “break up.”

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans no longer qualify as “dressed up.”

10. You’re the one calling the tanod because those %&@# kids next door won’t stop the party at 3 AM.

11. Your titos and titas ask you when the wedding is >> everytime they friggin see you. and not only that, they tell you to hurry the hell up para di mapanis ang mga egg cells. geeez. talk about pressure).

12. You still remember when Madonna had cones in her boobs. >> and her "like a virgin" video

13. Your budget allocations include rent and utilities, and don't include photocopy - Philo handouts anymore.

14. Your favorite singers have started releasing "Greatest Hits" compilations.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole itinerary for Saturday night instead of the beginning of one.

18. Staying up late was something you shouldn't do but you did, anyway.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests. >> umm....

20. A PhP300 bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good shit.” (I remember Maha and Rica with this)

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. >> and you've grown averse to McDo breakfast meals too

22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate her, instead of thinking of it as THE scandal of the century.